This Valentine’s Day we asked the media staff what they think should be put on candy conversation hearts. And we ranked them!

Good:

Ya like jazz? – No, but I like rock and roll. Is that a deal breaker?

😍 – What? I can’t even rate a word?

S’cute – That’s what I was going for.

HMU – Hit me up.

Snap? – Like you really have to ask.

U meme a lot to me – Carl Azuz would be proud.

Heyyy – When one Y just will not do.

Bad:

It’s been lit – Worst breakup ever.

I tolerate you – If you get one of these, you need to re-evaluate your relationship.

You’re Alright – Nothing says Valentine’s Day like ambivalence.

*unfollow* – Correction. That is the worst breakup ever.